AI on the Moon

A rat 🐀 done bit my sister 👧 Nell.

(with AI on the moon 🌙 )

Her face and arms began to swell 🤒 .

(and AI’s on the moon 🌙 )

I can't pay no doctor bill 🚑 .

(but AI’s on the moon 🌙 )

Ten years 📅 from now I'll be payin' still.

(while AI’s on the moon 🌙 )

The man jus' upped my rent las' night.

('cause AI’s on the moon 🌙 )

No hot water, no toilets, no lights 💡 .

(but AI’s on the moon 🌙 )

I wonder why he's uppi' me?

('cause AI’s on the moon? 🌙 )

I was already payin' 'im hundreds 💯 a week.

(with AI on the moon 🌙 )

Taxes takin' my whole damn 💴 check,

Junkies 💉 makin' me a nervous wreck,

The price of food 🍲 is goin' up,

An' as if all that shit 💩 wasn't enough

A rat 🐀 done bit my sister 👧 Nell.

(with AI on the moon 🌙 )

Her face an' arm began to swell 🤒 .

(but AI’s on the moon 🌙 )

Was all that money 💰 I made las' year

(for AI on the moon? 🌙 )

How come there ain't no money 💰 here?

(Hm! AI’s on the moon 🌙 )

Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill 🪓

(of AI on the moon 🌙 )

I think I'll sen' these doctor bills 🚑 ,

Airmail special ✈️

(to AI on the moon 🌙 )

~j0ule

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